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 | | | | A Birthday to Remember Sometimes, the fondest memories are created in an instant rather than the best designed plans. An unexpected overnight stay in New Mexico would change your lover's birthday plans for you. With the help of shock talk radio personality Howard Stern, of all people, your birthday eve, leading up to the stroke of midnight, would be both surprisingly romantic and sexual. Everything about your birthday would be unusual and exhilarating. There are sights you have never imagined, steamy hot tub foreplay you have never experienced, a scenic and super sexy setting, a celebrity conspirator and a powerful stroke of midnight orgasm to usher in your birthday. Of all the orgasms you have ever had, this would be a first... | |  | | | | Jingling Christmas Bells Christmas comes but once a year, but on our first Christmas morning together, I am determined to make you cum more than once. Among your many gifts under the tree are some toys to pleasure your female treasure. You have your own ideas, it seems, as I hear you summon me to the Christmas tree with a "Ho, Ho, Ho." The sight of you stops me cold. You are the sexiest Mrs. Claus imaginable, complete with a tight red and white outfit and tiny silver bells dangling from your barely covered nipples. You jingle them and motion me to come forward. Our kiss is festive and passionate. Mrs. Claus has sexual needs, it would seem. "Ho, Ho, Ho" indeed... | | | |  | | | | | Happy Valentine's Day You always knew I was 'in lust' with you. Sex with you is phenomenal. Now, on this day of hearts, it is time to show you that I am also 'in love' with you. On this special day, I will spoil my sweetheart with gifts and affection unlike you have ever known. For starters, we will dine like the King and Queen of Hearts. The moment you unwrap the naughty sex toy in the limousine, you smile at realizing this special day will be both very romantic and highly sexual. Afterall, even on this special day, why not express my heartfelt 'love' for you, as well as my undying 'lust' for you? Our first Valentine's Day kiss says you agree on both counts... | |  | | | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
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